Betrayal Cake

2 cups of a nightmare
20 tablespoons of stark reality
5 cups of chocolate
2 cups of flour
1 cup of Cassius
1 pinch of Brutus
1/2 a cup of chocolate chips


Bake at 450°F for 15 minutes. After plot develops, remove and allow to cool for 7 minutes. For even more betrayal taste add 1/2 a cup of laxative (optional but recommended)

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